Halloween Jokes
A: A plumkin
Q: What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A: A guy with very high blood pressure
Q: What do you use to mend a Jack-O-Lantern?
A: A pumpkin patch.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
A: Because he had no body to go with!
Q: If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I?
A: An onion.
Q: What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about?
A: C sharp or B flat!
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9!
Q: Why won`t cannibals eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny!
Q: What was the favorite game at the ghosts' birthday party?
A: Hide and shriek
Q: What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A: Ice scream
Q: What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
A: Boo-boos
Q: What vegetable do you get when King Kong walks through your garden?
A: Squash!
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop!
Q: What do you say to a skeleton going on vacation?
A: Bone voyage!
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Comments
your jokes rock
Posted by: deana | October 3, 2009 11:37 AM
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your jokes are grate.
how do you come up with them.
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i love your jokes.....there are so funny....i lol
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Posted by: Anonymous | October 28, 2009 08:17 AM
Hi there, thank you for this wonderful article, a truly great opening for the 2010, keep up the wonderful work, Anne.
Posted by: SHOES INSOLES | January 6, 2010 12:40 PM
that is so funny did anyone else know about this besides me well
DA!
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Posted by: LEXIS | February 12, 2010 10:34 PM
haha verey funny....
lol
Posted by: karina | July 14, 2010 04:16 PM