Halloween Jokes

Q: What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern?
A: A plumkin

Q: What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A: A guy with very high blood pressure

Q: What do you use to mend a Jack-O-Lantern?
A: A pumpkin patch.

Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
A: Because he had no body to go with!

Q: If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I?
A: An onion.

Q: What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about?
A: C sharp or B flat!

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9!

Q: Why won`t cannibals eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny!

 Q: What was the favorite game at the ghosts' birthday party?
A: Hide and shriek

Q: What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A: Ice scream

Q: What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
A: Boo-boos

Q: What vegetable do you get when King Kong walks through your garden?
A: Squash!

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop!

Q: What do you say to a skeleton going on vacation?
A: Bone voyage!


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Hi there, thank you for this wonderful article, a truly great opening for the 2010, keep up the wonderful work, Anne.

that is so funny did anyone else know about this besides me well



haha verey funny....


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i love your guy'ss halloween stories they are fantastic and your stories always seem to scare people because i always tell my brothers the stories that you guys come up with.

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love them

I loved the skelenton jokes. They made sense thats why I was into them. Keep up the good work!

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so cool

wow they are amazing where do u get them all from they are amazing i only knew 2 of them the rest were new to me but they were funny and they are sooooooooooooo coollllllll

these halloween jokes are awesome!!!! do some more !!

buitiful jokes and also funny i wish i could make one like those ones like my favorite was the one tat said'what kind of mistakedo do ghosts make and it was boo-boos and again that was my favorite foke you or them have

i find these stories helpful. i also related these to the class and the children enjoyed listening.you're a great help. thank you.


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