More Halloween Jokes
Q: What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
A: Lazy bones
Q: How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
A: With scare spray
Q: What was the witch's favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling
Q: What do people say to the parents of twin witches?
A: Which witch is which?
Q: What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A: A blood vessel
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have the guts!
Q: What do you say to a skeleton before he eats?
A: Bone appetit!
Q: What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
A: Bloodhounds
Q: What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A: A stake sandwich
Q: What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
A: A scareplane
Q: What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
A: Peek-a-boo!
Q: Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
A: He heard it had great circulation
Q: Why do mummies make good employees?
A: They get all wrapped up in there work.
Q: What surgery does a vampire doctor perform?
A: Fly by night operations
Q: What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House?
A: Home Moaners Insurance.
Q: Why did the dyslexic vampire starve to death?
A: He couldn't find any doolb.
Q: Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
A: They're so wrapped up in themselves
Q: Why do vampires need mouthwash?
A: They have bat breath
Q: What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
A: Dead ends
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A: A trombone
Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: No body
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Comments
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Posted by: karen | October 28, 2009 08:21 AM
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Posted by: Anonymous | November 1, 2009 10:29 AM
funny
Posted by: Anonymous | May 20, 2010 09:05 AM
So hilarious! And funny. The best jokes! And they make sense.
Posted by: Anna | July 8, 2010 10:13 PM
I LIKED THIS.
Posted by: Anonymous | July 11, 2010 11:23 PM
some of thys i dont get but they ae pretty awesome
Posted by: bob | September 6, 2010 05:49 PM
wow these jokes are so cool
Posted by: Anonymous | September 7, 2010 12:01 PM
this is freaking funny
Posted by: shanndon | September 30, 2010 09:17 AM
i thought that they were ok
Posted by: Anonymous | October 19, 2010 08:03 AM
great jokes
Posted by: oncallservice@aol.com | October 20, 2010 09:09 AM
You need to add this one:
Q: What is a witch's favorite subject?
A: Spelling
Posted by: CA Mom | October 21, 2010 04:01 PM
i like the jokes!!!!!!
Posted by: keke | October 24, 2010 01:30 PM
very funny
Posted by: jordyn | November 3, 2010 09:53 AM
so funny
Posted by: jordyn | November 3, 2010 10:06 AM
kool
Posted by: abori | November 5, 2010 05:45 AM
so funny i like the stake sandwich one
Posted by: Anonymous | December 18, 2010 02:13 PM
COOL VERY COOL,
Posted by: HANNAH | June 17, 2011 02:58 AM
FUNNY I LIKE THE ONE BLOODHOUNDS
Posted by: HEATHER | June 17, 2011 03:11 AM
HA Ha ha ha ha ha......
Posted by: brittany | June 20, 2011 11:52 PM
these jokes are hilarious:)
Posted by: SGT.Frog | October 2, 2012 07:32 PM