Hairy Toe
excerpted from Spooky Maryland
retold by S.E. Schlosser
Once there was an old woman who went out in the woods to dig up some roots to cook for dinner. She spotted something funny sticking out of the leaves and dug around until she uncovered a great big hairy toe. There was some good meat on that toe which would make a real tasty dinner, so the old woman put it in her basket and took it home.
When she got back to her cottage, the old woman boiled up a kettle-full of hairy toe soup, which she ate for dinner that night. It was the best meal she'd had in weeks! The old woman went to bed that night with a full stomach and a big smile.
Along about midnight, a cold wind started blowing in the tops of the trees around the old woman's house. A large black cloud crept over the moon and from the woods a hollow voice rumbled: "Hairy toe! Hairy toe! I want my hairy toe!" Inside the house, the old woman stirred uneasily in her bed and nervously pulled the covers up over her ears.
From the woods there came a stomp-stomp-stomping noise as the wind whistled and jerked at the treetops. In the clearing at the edge of the forest, a hollow voice said: "Hairy toe! Hairy toe! I want my hairy toe!" Inside the house, the old woman shuddered and turned over in her sleep.
A stomp, stomp, stomping sound came from the garden path outside the cottage. The night creatures shivered in their burrows as a hollow voice howled: "Hairy toe! Hairy toe! I want my hairy toe!" Inside the house, the old woman snapped awake. Her whole body shook with fright as she listened to the angry howling in her garden. Jumping out of bed, she ran to the door and barred it. Once the cottage was secure, she lay back down to sleep.
Suddenly, the front door of the cottage burst open with a bang, snapping the bar in two and sending it flying into the corners of the room. There came the stomp, stomp, stomping noise of giant feet walking up the stairs. Peeping out from under the covers, the old woman saw a massive figure filling her doorway. It said: "Hairy toe! Hairy toe! I want my hairy toe!"
The old woman sat bolt upright in terror and shouted: "I ATE your hairy toe!"
"Yes, you did," the giant figure said very gently as it advanced into the room.
No one living in the region ever saw the old woman again. The only clue to her disappearance was a giant footprint a neighbor found pressed deep into the loose soil of the meadow beside the house. The footprint was missing the left big toe.
You can read more Maryland folktales and ghost stories in Spooky Maryland by S.E. Schlosser.
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Comments
hahaa... thats funny not scary a hairy toe is hilarious not scary :l
Posted by: casey stanford | October 30, 2009 08:33 PM
haha hairy toe:P i like this story
Posted by: Anonymous | October 31, 2009 04:15 PM
i heard this before, not scary at all.
Posted by: boonie | October 31, 2009 07:08 PM
this story is sick. yeah i have two hairy big toes but my left one went missing have you seen it anywhere?
Posted by: Amy | October 31, 2009 07:31 PM
LOL FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!! A old woman,eatin a toe!!! and it's hairy!!!
Posted by: Sk8er Gurl | October 31, 2009 07:57 PM
Hilarious! I loved it! I wonder where my hairy toe went.
Posted by: sexychic | October 31, 2009 09:41 PM
Who would eat a toe anyway?Ugh!And with hair!Gross!
Posted by: Actrise | November 7, 2009 09:26 PM
I love this story so much
Posted by: taaylor schreurs | November 8, 2009 10:00 PM
iv heard this story before LAME :C
Posted by: irene | November 8, 2009 10:28 PM
this story is not scary at all
Posted by: sian | December 6, 2009 06:45 AM
So ugly....
who would eat one anyway?
Posted by: Anonymous | December 18, 2009 06:05 PM
Yuck
Posted by: Brynn | December 18, 2009 07:44 PM
it was so scary i was so scared
Posted by: asheya | December 25, 2009 01:45 PM
haha ill but funny i liked it keep it upp :DDDD
Posted by: billie_bonkers99 | December 27, 2009 09:30 PM
Hairy toe! Hairy Toe! I want my Hairy Toe! LOL
Posted by: Iris | December 31, 2009 08:46 PM
this story isn funny.:/
Posted by: saul | January 8, 2010 07:35 PM
its nasty not funny.
Posted by: saul | January 8, 2010 07:38 PM
woooow. amaze me better. this is lame!
Posted by: saul soto | January 8, 2010 07:42 PM
that was funny hairy toe hairy toe i want my hairy toe
Posted by: chelsea | January 10, 2010 07:04 PM
what did it do
Posted by: Anonymous | January 13, 2010 05:17 PM
This story is a funny kind of scary one. And i'm only six yrs.old keep up the good work, hope to hear another one soon. thank you,Destiny
Posted by: destiny | January 13, 2010 06:43 PM
It's a great story for a sleepover weirdly funny boo
Posted by: Anonymous | January 15, 2010 10:34 PM
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Posted by: Anonymous | January 17, 2010 10:34 AM
NOT SCARY AT ALL
Posted by: caitlin diblasi | January 19, 2010 04:57 PM
This was wierd a hairy toe!! =D
It was meant to be SCARY lol
Posted by: Laura Sumitly | January 20, 2010 12:12 PM
i read this to my mom and she got scared and i laughed the whole time. she said that she was sleep.LOL
Posted by: maya | January 20, 2010 06:02 PM
HAIRY TOE HAIRY TOE I WANT MY HAIRY TOE!!!!!!lol i can just hear that mad missing toe voice in my head :)
Posted by: Anonymous | January 21, 2010 04:13 PM
my friends said they came on here before and said hairy toe is scary really i just read it its SO funny
Posted by: alexys | January 21, 2010 07:54 PM
i think its like the story tailypo..they just changed it to hairytoe..
Posted by: axel | January 23, 2010 07:25 AM
i think im gunna puke
Posted by: Anonymous | January 25, 2010 11:49 AM
its sooooooo boring big time
Posted by: nafisa | January 26, 2010 08:46 AM
...O_O WTF!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Anonymous | January 27, 2010 11:39 AM
lol thats sort of scary but thatz really werid
Posted by: Anonymous | January 28, 2010 12:23 AM
THIS STORY IS DUMB HOW CAN SHE EAT A HAIRY TOE?
Posted by: michelle | January 28, 2010 09:10 PM
So gross!! She doesn't even know who's toe it is!!!!
Posted by: Alise | January 30, 2010 01:42 PM
I feel sad that I'm never getting that minute of my life back :(
Posted by: mike powell | January 30, 2010 05:38 PM
someone ate my toe too. i cut it off accidentally after mowing the lawn...we couldnt find it after getting back from the emergency room.....but the old man down the road died of toe jam disease
Posted by: shanda nosak | January 30, 2010 11:02 PM
eww
Posted by: saul | February 1, 2010 05:51 PM
good story.
Posted by: saul | February 1, 2010 10:05 PM
toeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
Posted by: vincent griffin | February 2, 2010 02:01 PM
wow MOST scary ever! hahaha that was funny i felt sorry 4 the lady!
Posted by: Anonymous | February 9, 2010 02:07 PM
YOU ARE SUCH A FREAK IT IS NOT SCARY
A LITTLE BABY COULD LISEN TO IT AND THEY WILL GO ASLEEP WITH IT!!!!
Posted by: abigail | February 11, 2010 03:05 PM
wOW THAT was weird. mmmm now im craving some hairy toe.
Posted by: Summer | February 11, 2010 05:08 PM
well that was a huge waste of 2 minutes of my life that i will never get back
Posted by: Anonymous | February 11, 2010 07:15 PM
This isnt scary. Its dumb. Who would pick up a rotten toe off the ground and EAT IT??? Why, us wolves eat flesh meat alright, but not toes!
Posted by: White Wolf | February 12, 2010 04:29 PM
That's disturbing...
Posted by: Atalia | February 13, 2010 11:08 PM
This is stupid not scary. OMG nobody saw her again how many times have we heard that before
Posted by: Annonamous | February 17, 2010 05:53 PM
i love that lol... thats hilarious
Posted by: Anonymous | February 18, 2010 02:40 PM
that was borinnnnnnnnnnnn
Posted by: kacey griffin | February 19, 2010 11:53 AM
hey are u makin fun of. Me.....GEORGE CAN'T HELP IT IF HE HAS HAIR
Posted by: Anonymous | February 19, 2010 11:07 PM
What the heck. I keep getting ripped off on minutes for all these not scary stories. I'm only 9, and these don't scare me!
Posted by: Anonymous | February 21, 2010 08:09 PM
i love hairy toes i ate all 10 of mine
u should try roasting yours
8-) mmm i wish i had more
Posted by: georgia rose mallory | February 22, 2010 03:26 PM
boo!!! my hairy toe lol it is gross not funny i would never eat a big hairy toe and i am not going to
Posted by: Anonymous | February 22, 2010 05:53 PM
u really had me goin there but it waz funny what r u peeps tlkn bout it is not boo! it is so funy lol
Posted by: Makenna | March 1, 2010 07:02 PM
lol i heard this in different version
Posted by: Anonymous | March 3, 2010 05:53 AM
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Posted by: kate hudson | March 3, 2010 06:53 AM
halarios
Posted by: Anonymous | March 3, 2010 09:09 PM
i totally agree with that annonymous guy who roasted his/her toes. try sucking yours.
Posted by: georgia rose mallory | March 4, 2010 07:58 AM
that was one of the funniest stories iv ever heard=)))
Posted by: meemers | March 5, 2010 04:40 PM
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww that is so scary! seriously
Posted by: georgia rose mallory | March 8, 2010 01:21 PM
lol this is stuped
Posted by: billy bob joey joe | March 15, 2010 02:21 PM
Hairy toes are kinky. I liek me some hairy toes with my dinner. And some mashed potatoes go well with it. ONOMNOMNOM.
Posted by: Emma&Holly | March 16, 2010 10:06 PM
i lost my big toe at your house the other day can you give it back lol
Posted by: Anonymous | March 19, 2010 09:08 AM
I heard this story when I was little.. It's one of my favorite "scary" stories..
HAIRY TOES UNITE!
Posted by: Jessie | March 27, 2010 02:35 PM
a very stupid story.....:P its just waste of time of course who would eat a hairy toe.........YUCK....EWWWWWW
Posted by: anonymous | March 27, 2010 04:17 PM
i heard a story like this it was ok not scary
Posted by: dillion | March 28, 2010 03:11 PM
cmon im only 10 and its lame... plz make a scarier story than some silly 2 year old crap.
Posted by: Anonymous | March 30, 2010 07:21 PM
ewwww i thought it was funny yet scary
Posted by: hannah | April 1, 2010 01:34 PM
ok but it wasnt thet scary apart from the end my bro was quvring like my friend.
hairy toe hairy toe i want my hairy toe
Posted by: jade | April 3, 2010 01:32 PM
it is sooooooooooooooooooo scary..............NOT my little bro giggles untill he was sick and he is 4 my mum sead hahaha boringly
I mean she was never seen agein haha we have heard that 100000000000000000000000000000000000 times
Posted by: jade | April 3, 2010 03:01 PM
that waz dumb !!
Posted by: SHHH!!!! | April 3, 2010 03:40 PM
that waz dumb !!
Posted by: SHHH!!!! | April 3, 2010 03:40 PM
Ha! So funny but i heard this from my sister!
Posted by: Paul Vo | April 7, 2010 04:34 AM
lol...thats classic
Posted by: Anonymous | April 12, 2010 08:16 AM
hairy toe?? hahaha lol not scary it made me laugh!!! :D
Posted by: andrea | April 16, 2010 02:56 PM
It was good.
Posted by: matt | April 19, 2010 03:00 PM
WHY WOULD ANYONE EAT A HAIRY TOE?!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: jasmine | April 21, 2010 11:41 AM
wooww haha funny not really scary tho i mean nothing good can happen when you eat a hairy toe
Posted by: megan | April 24, 2010 01:59 PM
that was funny not scarry
Posted by: lol | April 24, 2010 06:40 PM
this is really funny!!!! xD XD XD XD!!
Posted by: penguins_rock | April 27, 2010 07:46 PM
haha i read a story like this once but it was called tailly po hah
Posted by: bree | April 28, 2010 01:55 PM
i like this story .funny
Posted by: jacqueline | April 29, 2010 04:40 AM
This story sucks!
Posted by: Sammy | April 30, 2010 11:31 AM
the most stupid story i have ever seen in my life ekkk ! hairy toe!ewwwwwww
Posted by: amby khan | May 1, 2010 03:13 AM
LLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE
Posted by: Anonymous | May 1, 2010 04:39 PM
My granpa used to tell me this story but his title was the big toe and at the end of the story he was say "give me my big toe" 3 times and then he would grab me and say "gotcha" I would jump and laugh everytime
Posted by: Roz | May 2, 2010 12:45 AM
funny:()=
Posted by: Anonymous | May 2, 2010 08:38 PM
the story is not scary it is gross but it was great i enjoyed reading it. make the story a bit more scary
Posted by: sam | May 5, 2010 03:04 PM
wow i thought it was so weird but when i was reading it my dog barked and i JUMPED really really bad
Posted by: jamie | May 7, 2010 04:22 PM
laughed so hard i fell off my dinosoar
Posted by: cant touch this | May 10, 2010 11:04 AM
This story is GROSS!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Jacqueline | May 10, 2010 05:10 PM
lol I should tell this to my kids! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!! So VERY FUNNY!!!
Posted by: old lady's song | May 11, 2010 05:16 PM
Yall ITS A FOLKTALE! ITS FAKE!
Posted by: jadie | May 11, 2010 08:05 PM
That's kind of gross, actually. :-)
Posted by: Jeanine | May 13, 2010 03:12 PM
lol it is funny
Posted by: maddy | May 17, 2010 04:32 AM
wow it didnt seem that scary!!! But still i liked it
Posted by: duaa | May 18, 2010 12:11 PM
Sorta like "Tailypo"
Posted by: Meesh | May 19, 2010 09:43 PM
i heard this story at school and my friend was so scard i thought it was gross. so plz make it better(but it was funny):-)
Posted by: jadyn | May 22, 2010 09:26 AM
this story is sad!!! :( the old woman was just hungry-looking for food and found a big toe!now she got terrorized by some creature???that is so wrong!
Posted by: cherry | May 22, 2010 09:36 PM
i like this story but it was not sooooooooo scary
Posted by: salina | May 24, 2010 04:11 AM
that's an old old story that I heard as a child. Loved it then and still do!
Posted by: macey dog | May 28, 2010 09:21 PM
THIS IS NASTY
Posted by: Anonymous | May 29, 2010 06:14 PM
sucks
Posted by: Anonymous | June 1, 2010 12:49 PM
this is soooo NOT scary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: IC | June 1, 2010 06:16 PM
Hey What are you talking about it It is boring.I mean why would anyone eat a hairy toe I didn't say it I think someone else did
Posted by: Radia | June 2, 2010 03:09 PM
i liked that it was funny lool
Posted by: Anonymous | June 3, 2010 02:24 PM
Who would eat a hairytoe?
Posted by: danni | June 3, 2010 04:32 PM
That is nasty.who would eat a hairytoe,cause I wouldn't???????????
Posted by: danni | June 3, 2010 07:54 PM
i have a hairy toe and i want it back !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Anonymous | June 6, 2010 02:55 PM
awesome that such a dayam storie
Posted by: Anonymous | June 9, 2010 10:14 PM
hahahaha this is dang funny i heard this story only it wasnt a big hairy toe. i like the part where the woman was like I ATE YOUR BIG HAIRY TOE!! and the man was like I KNOW YOU DID!!! haha
Posted by: Happy | June 10, 2010 06:54 PM
Was that old lady metal. I mean seriously.That was stupid LOL
=)
Posted by: brooklyn | June 11, 2010 01:46 AM
XD Who doesn't eat Hairy Toes? EPIC lol I wish this was a chain letter I would totally send it! Just to read the reply's I get XD
YEAH And Toes are Good Roasted I AGREE! ever tried them with Marshmallows?
Posted by: HAIRY TOE EATER! | June 12, 2010 07:05 AM
this story isn't scary, but disgusting. who would eat a hairy toe?
Posted by: Anonymous | June 22, 2010 06:56 PM
recipe 4 hairy toe soup 1 put 6 cooked eggs in the pot 2 put 5 roasted toes in the pot (hairy or not ) put some garlic onions mushrooms and tomato sauce add tabasko if desired there you go a kettle of hairy toe soup yum
Posted by: watever !!!!!!!!! | June 28, 2010 06:38 AM
eww i hope she burned the hair off it before eating it
Posted by: gabe | July 1, 2010 02:32 AM
Not scary but hilarious.Wonder why the woman wants to eat a big hairy toe?Gross.Maybe she thought it was a truffle bwahahaha just kiddin'
Posted by: Ishvi | July 3, 2010 02:02 AM
he knows where his toe is only after its eaten?
Posted by: Anonymous | July 4, 2010 11:09 PM
Shudder shudder shudder
Posted by: Toph | July 5, 2010 03:19 AM
this is almost the exact same story as Taliypo. ):
Posted by: cbcbccbcvbbccvb | July 6, 2010 02:33 PM
ewwwwwwww
Posted by: Anonymous | July 6, 2010 09:53 PM
Cool Story, Bro.
Posted by: Matt Keller | July 8, 2010 08:03 AM
that is the story my junior infants and senior infants teacher used to read to us when it was raining outside at lunch break. it brings back memmories. we used to be at the edge of our seat EVERY time she did the hairy toeless monster voice!
Posted by: Paula | July 10, 2010 12:34 PM
tht a funny story man:) !!!!!!:)!
Posted by: nanna | July 11, 2010 03:36 PM
hahahah thats funny a hairy toe! :) hahahahaha lol
Posted by: tiffany | July 13, 2010 05:31 PM
woow . the fact that someone is stomping their way into your house is kinda creepy .. but take away the hairy toe , and call it an actual scary story .
Posted by: maary | July 14, 2010 03:41 PM
ugh that gross
Posted by: twix | July 17, 2010 06:27 PM
This story was down right terrifying! I won't sleep for years after 'dis. I think ima make some Hair toe cupcakes tonight cause I know they’ll taste great. I like toes to and the hairs ones are the best. Thanks for his amazing story. It scared the jeepers outta me.
Posted by: Maddy | July 22, 2010 08:51 PM
uhhhh why does she eat the toe??? ya whatever she was hungry i woulda sold it then use that money to buy food (or an even harrier and bigger toe) and the ending was stupid "and she was never seen again!" puh-leeze like we havent heard that one before
Posted by: why??? | July 23, 2010 09:58 AM
more toes plz!
Posted by: toe | July 23, 2010 10:00 AM
hahaha the last time i heard that story i fell off my dinosaur
Posted by: Anonymous | July 25, 2010 01:07 PM
THAT WAS SOOO SCARY!!!
Posted by: Madison Perry | July 30, 2010 02:44 PM
i love this story it is werid and cool at the same time
Posted by: rachelkittles | July 30, 2010 06:27 PM
hahaha!!! sooo funnnyyyy!!! well, NOT SCARY!!!
Posted by: Anonymous | August 1, 2010 05:11 AM
i heard a story like this but a little boy finds a toe in his garden
Posted by: eric | August 2, 2010 12:13 PM
This may not be scary when you read it but when you have someone really good tell it to you it makes you jump and im not kidding.
Posted by: Anonymous | August 3, 2010 10:44 PM
It's just like Tailey Poe, except the guy ate a huge rat tail.
Posted by: Geneva | August 8, 2010 04:19 PM
not scary at all but it was kinda funny
Posted by: Anonymous | August 13, 2010 05:10 AM
That was dumb.Who eats a toe?!
Posted by: Sarah | August 16, 2010 02:24 PM
OMG!!! that was SOOO scary!! I couldn't sleep for like 3 nights after reading this!!!!!
NO NO NO guyz im serious, when i fell asleep that night, i thought i heard a, thump thump thump. D:
Posted by: jenny | August 20, 2010 09:42 PM
hillarious
Posted by: jasmine4444 | August 21, 2010 04:49 PM
My goodness, the spelling and the grammar on these posts are worse than the story spook-wise!
Posted by: Mackenzie | September 2, 2010 10:43 AM
eww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Anonymous | September 6, 2010 11:21 AM
not scary or funny
but yallz comentz r hiarios LOL!!!!!!!! XD
Posted by: panther | September 9, 2010 07:21 AM
well its good
Posted by: miqdad | September 10, 2010 06:34 AM
This story is lame not scary and i'm 11
Posted by: Disease | September 12, 2010 04:56 PM
"When she got back to her cottage, the old woman boiled up a kettle-full of hairy toe soup, which she ate for dinner that night. It was the best meal she'd had in weeks! "
HAHAHAHAHA!! What had she been eating before that?
Posted by: Anonymous | September 12, 2010 11:54 PM
omg gross!
Posted by: bre | September 14, 2010 11:34 AM
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY HAIRY TOE?!?!?!?
Posted by: Anonymous | September 17, 2010 08:09 AM
i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee it its wanna of my favvvvvvvs cuz i have a hairy toe also LOL
Posted by: Anonymous | September 17, 2010 11:02 AM
Me love hairy toeess.I ate one last night and it tasted like a develled egg ugggggggg haha, love zach
P.S. It farted!!
Posted by: zach | September 17, 2010 01:11 PM
That story was more gross then scary eeewww what would make a person go cannibal ick =P
Posted by: ayana | September 21, 2010 09:34 AM
hahahaha im still rofl!!!
Posted by: bob | September 21, 2010 07:22 PM
kids bedtime story.gross
Posted by: shriya | September 22, 2010 05:06 AM
lollxx!!!! the funniest story!!! im gonna read it 2 mah nephew!
Posted by: Anonymous | September 22, 2010 02:49 PM
ew why would she eat a hairy toe?
Posted by: unknown | September 22, 2010 07:44 PM
Hairy toe soup for dinner, anybody? Yummy! Ha! Ha!
Posted by: Shaifuddin Sabri | September 23, 2010 12:29 PM
ha,my friend was like ew the whole time she read the story
Posted by: Anonymous | September 23, 2010 12:56 PM
lol when he said hairy toe! hairy toe! i want m hiary toe! i pictured of it as a chipmunk saying it really fast in a tiny voice. lol!
Posted by: Berry | September 25, 2010 03:03 PM
LOL.
Posted by: Anonymous | September 28, 2010 08:45 AM
LOL.
Posted by: nickie | September 28, 2010 08:56 AM
Lmao:)
Yummy Hairy Toes(Y).
now thats what i like to hear;)<3.
Posted by: Pheeeee;D | September 28, 2010 09:03 AM
That's not the ending I heard. The woman said "I ATE your hairy toe" okay, but then she said "And now I'm going to eat the others!" And that's what she did. And the big loud booming guy was never seen in those parts again. The toes were crunchy...
Well, at least that's the version I heard. Hmmmmmmmm...
Posted by: HairlessToe | September 30, 2010 06:02 PM
Haha This Was Sick And Funny NOT Scary LOL Who Actually Made This Stroy!? xx
Posted by: Persia Michael | October 1, 2010 06:48 AM
mad funny big hairy toe i wanna try it c how it tate lml
Posted by: blondie | October 4, 2010 08:28 PM
EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEEWEWEWEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who in their right mind would eat a hairy toe!!!!?????!!!!!
Posted by: HARRYPOTTERFREAK! | October 8, 2010 06:36 PM
FUNNIEST STORY I'VE EVER HEARD. I WANT MORE
Posted by: LEVIPOU | October 8, 2010 11:30 PM
As soon as I saw this story's title, I instantly remembered that my Grandma used to tell me this story when I was little. I am in my 30s now, and my g-ma has passed on, so I had to read it. It is exactly how I remember her telling it. to all of you kids that can't appreciate a decent story, go play Bloody Mary.
Posted by: Shawn | October 13, 2010 11:39 AM
y the heck WOULD SHE EAT A HAIRY TOEEE!!!!!!
Posted by: mitchy | October 14, 2010 06:45 PM
my grandfather told me that story like 50 times
Posted by: lacy | October 14, 2010 08:36 PM
who eats a toe with hair on it that they find on the floor?
Posted by: guillermo | October 23, 2010 01:44 PM
the original is called big toe! its where a kid digs up a toe and him and his fanily eat it. then a zombie without a toe shows up and cuts open each of their stomachs and collects each little peice of toe! :)
Posted by: Mike Baker | October 23, 2010 04:32 PM
that is soooooo grose!!
who would eat a toe?!?!?!
:D ha ha ha ha
Posted by: Anonymous | October 25, 2010 05:04 PM
This story isnt scary its just LOVELY! I really LOVE it, i will remember this for YEARS to come. LOVE IT!
Posted by: Alisha | October 26, 2010 11:18 AM
that was kind of scareyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted by: kamya | October 26, 2010 01:45 PM
That was hilarious!!!
Posted by: AC | October 26, 2010 03:05 PM
I've heard this before and it was a boy who found a toe in the garden and the whole family ate it and then he was haunted.
Posted by: julia | October 26, 2010 05:56 PM
HA ITS LIKE YOU ARE THE HARRY TOE!
Posted by: Anonymous | October 26, 2010 07:13 PM
loved it funny and exciting i copied it in my book and gave it 2 my teacher got an a star
Posted by: zoubida | October 27, 2010 03:11 AM
ROFL! IM SO SURE!
Posted by: karla | October 27, 2010 03:23 PM
IM NOT GONNA GET ANY SLEEP NOW! *whimper*
imsorry imsorry imsorry
Posted by: Anonymous | October 28, 2010 12:25 AM
I remember it as: Who ate my big fat toe?
Posted by: teresa | October 28, 2010 10:30 AM
it was my fav eva
Posted by: Anonymous | October 28, 2010 11:15 AM
SOOO freakin scary, i cried
Posted by: Anonymous | October 28, 2010 12:05 PM
very scary
Posted by: tyler | October 29, 2010 07:32 AM
disgusting!!!
Posted by: Anonymous | October 29, 2010 09:57 AM
We heard it and the story ended, "That's ok.(holds up a bucket)Ihave a whole bucketful of toes!"
Posted by: Caleb | October 29, 2010 06:32 PM
I just found a large, hairy human toe... what to do... I know! Instead of looking for a body of somesort or leaving it alone like a normal person I think I'll eat it :D
Posted by: katie | October 30, 2010 12:14 AM
my teacher told me this in school
Posted by: kinky | October 30, 2010 10:09 AM
Ewwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is sooo gross! Who would eat that?
Posted by: Anonymous | October 30, 2010 06:45 PM
ewwwwwwwwww! who eats toes!
Posted by: jolene | October 30, 2010 11:00 PM
This story is awesome! Not scary but HILARIOUS! That reminds me, has anyone seen my big toe?
Posted by: Sam | October 31, 2010 08:31 AM
ooo yummy delicious hairy toe!!!!! i really want this for dinner!! does the giant have any extra big hairy toes to spare????
<3, S E T T T
Posted by: S E T T T | November 1, 2010 12:23 AM
Ummmmmm....... "Hairy toe! Hairy toe! I want my hairy toe!"
The old woman sat bolt upright in terror and shouted: "I ATE your hairy toe!"
"Yes, you did," the giant figure said very gently as it advanced into the room.
Posted by: Anynomous | November 1, 2010 03:29 PM
I read this story from a book in Kindergarten. It was really scary..then. Now its just kind of funny.
Posted by: Wade | November 1, 2010 04:56 PM
I remember a story like this one, but it was a golden arm, that the woman had stolen from a grave, and the dead owner came to reclaim it.
Posted by: Firewolf | November 3, 2010 08:41 PM
there is a story almost just like this. Its about a little kid that has toe soup and a "zombie" wants the toe back. I forgot the rest. :P
Posted by: Shelby | November 7, 2010 11:48 PM
ive heard this story told differently, instead of an old woman it was a young boy
Posted by: Haley | November 9, 2010 08:26 PM
Lmao!! I'm gonna tell this story in my theatre class!! :D
Posted by: Taylor Carter | November 10, 2010 12:35 PM
yeesh thats disgusting, Maybe the old woman died of a heart attack cause THE TOE WAS SO GROSS AND SMELLY
Posted by: Swiftclaws | November 20, 2010 09:13 PM
i agree with some of you.who on earth would want to eat a big,disgusting and hairy toe,seriously?
Posted by: Noor-Eva | December 3, 2010 12:29 PM
O my GROSS! what the freak! It's not scary to have some sort of phantom come saying Hairy toe! Hairy toe! I want my hairy toe! Anyways I think that the old women died cause since she ate the toe the thing ate her.
Posted by: mal11 | December 3, 2010 09:01 PM
A lot like the bone story with the old woman, but when the ghost came looking, she yelled "TAKE IT!" and threw it out the back door. :D
Posted by: Tiff | December 10, 2010 09:07 PM
Hairy Toe, Hairy Toe, I want my Hairy Toe! (this was funnnyy, but i am still going to tell it my friends lol
Posted by: Fearless | December 13, 2010 12:54 PM
WHY WOULD YOU EAT ANYTHING
WITH HAIR ON IT?
Posted by: Anonymous | December 16, 2010 01:06 PM
Well it funny bout the hairy toe..
Posted by: Vicki | December 27, 2010 10:51 AM
Haha funniest thing ever!
Posted by: Laura N Soph | December 29, 2010 12:00 PM
lol greatest story ever I was laughing like an idiot in front of my class through the whole story...
"Hairy toe! Hairy toe! I want my hairy toe!"
"I ATE your hairy toe!"
Posted by: Taylor | January 4, 2011 12:41 PM
That waz sooo disturbing it's scary!
Posted by: Kangaroolove | January 7, 2011 11:12 PM
i heard a differant version of this story where a young boy was supposed to buy a chicken for dinner, but instead he bought himself candy and ate it all. he found the hairy toe on his way home and brought it with him and his family ate it.
Posted by: comment person | January 8, 2011 10:44 PM
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW THAT WAS SICK WHO EATS HAIRY TOES
Posted by: DESERAE | January 9, 2011 10:14 AM
Hehee... I read this to my mom and she was like, "Are you reading children murder mysteries?" HA
Posted by: Kye | January 9, 2011 04:49 PM
It was funny....but who would eat a hairy toe..!!jajajajaja I would
Posted by: dayra | January 11, 2011 06:52 PM
WWWWWWOW!!!!!!!!!! cute. ((i ate your toe)) that is vary scary !!!!!!!! jk people hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: hannah | January 14, 2011 06:18 PM
you got that right cherry!!!!! cool story! keep it up!
Posted by: jaycie | January 14, 2011 06:30 PM
my brothers hairy toe is still on his foot you want it!
Posted by: Anonymous | January 16, 2011 03:11 PM
ha ha ha you want a hairy toe my brothers got one!
Posted by: Bob | January 16, 2011 03:15 PM
AHHHHH! I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO EAT A HAIRY TOE AGAIN!!!!!!!
Posted by: Anonymous | January 21, 2011 01:00 PM
This is a Classic
Posted by: ashley | January 23, 2011 05:04 PM
that wuz not scary at all!☻
Posted by: yaretzy | January 25, 2011 08:50 AM
Who the heck
would eat a hairy TOE!!!
Posted by: Anonymous | January 28, 2011 04:41 PM
im terrified..
Posted by: Anonymous | January 29, 2011 03:19 PM
That teaches you not to eat mysterious giant toes you find in the woods!
Posted by: bren | January 30, 2011 11:11 PM
i loved it!!!!!!! so cool
Posted by: ashley.p | February 7, 2011 02:42 PM
that was funny but i thought the original was about a fox and its tail and it ate there kid and skewered the old lady and took his tail back it is normally really weird but cool
Posted by: Epic Anonymous | February 8, 2011 10:30 AM
i liked the story but when the lady ate the toe..it was..GROSS!! ''Hairy Toe! Hairy Toe! I want my Hairy Toe! hahahhh
Posted by: Selena | February 11, 2011 05:56 PM
HeHe. LOL. Hairy toe . Wasn't scary but it was funny!!
Posted by: Tyler | February 11, 2011 07:37 PM
LOL I LUVVVED IT!!!! :)
Posted by: Jenna Mischeif | February 13, 2011 01:25 PM
omg THIS IS IS NOT REAL
Posted by: KAYLEE | February 18, 2011 05:05 PM
Haha...hairy toe....thats gross. But funny, not scary. And what happened to the woman? Did the guy eat her or something? Who eats big hairy toes? Who HAS big hairy toes???? Blehhhh!!!! I ask too many questions.
Posted by: Kat | February 20, 2011 03:48 PM
HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH SOOOOO FUNNY I WOULD TOTTALLT EAT A TOE HA HAHA
Posted by: nhg | February 25, 2011 01:08 PM
lmao this story funny
Posted by: selina | March 1, 2011 07:38 PM
awsome
Posted by: bob | March 8, 2011 02:13 PM
i thought it was not scary it should have been scary
Posted by: joe | March 8, 2011 02:38 PM
*Sigh* Time to put people right..Listen. It was not !Meant! to be scary. It's supposed to be funny. Which it was. But people ruining it by typing 'OMG IT WUZ NT SCARREY!" apparently don't know that..
I, for one, love this story. xD ..And I think my neighbor might have a decently hairy toe..Hmmm..Two scoops of tomato paste, or three?
HairyToes~FTW =)
Posted by: Ashley. | March 17, 2011 12:12 AM
cannibalism! anyways, the one my dad told me when i was a kid was that she ate the thumb, not the toe
Posted by: Emz | March 17, 2011 06:40 PM
ewwww this is discusting !!!
Posted by: Erin | March 18, 2011 01:57 PM
A girl's gotta eat!!!
Posted by: Veronica | March 19, 2011 05:13 PM
OMG hairy toes! and i know what hapeend to the old women her and the hairy toe man got married under his big hairy toenail on the right foot cause she ate the left one
Posted by: hayley | March 19, 2011 08:54 PM
we liked this story! It was scary and funny at the same time.No offense of the guys that said its not scary and there posting horrible comments in capital letters!
Posted by: Katie and Taylor | March 27, 2011 07:56 AM
Yuck my hairy toe is gone
Posted by: Bob | April 2, 2011 09:47 PM
Hairy toes are cool! I love this! haha just think about a big ole' juicy hairy toe! ohh YUMMY!!! get me some hairy toe!! LOL I LOVE THIS!
Posted by: Minky Pinky | April 7, 2011 02:22 PM
Ewwwwwwwww!Thats so gross who would want 2 eat a hairy toe! YUCK!
Posted by: KiKi | April 11, 2011 09:07 AM
AHH. I've never been so scared. Im so serious, how is this funny?!
Posted by: scared person | April 11, 2011 07:45 PM
ewww she ate a toe!?!? blaaa grosss
Posted by: haley s. | April 28, 2011 06:33 PM
Ha Ha, Hairy Toe Hairy Toe, Is the monster calling the old woman a hairy toe? lol
Posted by: JimBob | May 17, 2011 12:07 PM
why would you eat a toe?
Posted by: Anonymous | June 6, 2011 05:12 PM
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Posted by: Anonymous | June 6, 2011 07:00 PM
Owwwhhh...sick.
Posted by: Xeleloleowaretyupongo | June 7, 2011 11:54 AM
YUUUUUUKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
hairy toe soup
Posted by: senpai | June 17, 2011 02:47 PM
HAHA.... why would she eat a toe, a hairy one too.. eww and it was 'the best meal in weeks' YUCK
Posted by: hailey | June 23, 2011 05:01 PM
has anyone ever hears the story Tailey Bone?!?! exact same story
Posted by: Nick | June 29, 2011 12:19 AM
soo funny a baby could hear it and laugh
Posted by: sana | June 30, 2011 05:36 AM
ive read two stories like this they kinda got put together
Posted by: somebody | July 2, 2011 10:04 PM
Um... it's really funny. Kinda creepy, but overall funny. Not a good scary story. Good for little kids though;)
Posted by: Linsay Doone | July 5, 2011 12:18 AM
i read a version of this when I was in 1st grade... I didn't sleep for a week.
Posted by: pinkturtle | July 8, 2011 09:07 PM
nice
Posted by: Anonymous | July 10, 2011 05:28 AM
wow that was wired why would she eat that hairy toe
Posted by: Anonymous | July 12, 2011 10:43 AM
Lol. Lmao very good xx
Posted by: Tegzz. | July 17, 2011 04:30 PM
ewww haha
Posted by: sarah | July 30, 2011 02:58 PM
Omg I loved it it was cool but gorss .
Posted by: ahlayah . | July 30, 2011 09:15 PM
I think I read a version of this story when I was in kindergarten. I find it odd that I can remember that far back.
Posted by: CJ | July 31, 2011 09:46 PM
ewwww gross!!! who eats toes!!! LOL me and my friend are having a sleep over and love scary stories! we are trying to stay awake but we allmost fell asleep on this one. :D
P.S hairy toe soop yum... that was riverara not breena :D i thought it was revolting
Posted by: BREENA and RIVERARA | August 1, 2011 10:00 PM
Ol Lady Cannibal!!!
Posted by: Joey | August 3, 2011 07:07 PM
Hahaha. My friend was so freaked out by this hilarious story. Why would anyone eat roots?
P.S. My friend is going to marry Josh Hutcherson some day
Posted by: Anonymous | August 7, 2011 03:25 AM
.......... ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!.... or funny?????
Posted by: Betty | August 10, 2011 11:06 AM
hahahahahahahahaha hairy toe :) this story was about as scary as a piece of grass :)
Posted by: bryony | August 15, 2011 10:37 AM
hahaha its kinda gross though
Posted by: blakenum36 | August 19, 2011 06:40 PM
wow uhm.. that was a very scary story i remembered hearing on a tape when i was like 4!!! i hid under the blankets and helded hands with my brother for 20 minutes afterward till our dad came home!
Posted by: Anonymous | August 20, 2011 11:22 PM
The scary part is the fact that she was probably torn open by the dead giant for his toe.
Posted by: Sam | November 14, 2012 07:22 PM