Tongue Twisters

Funny Tongue Twisters

Funny Tongue Twister Phrases

  • He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
  • Rubber baby buggy bumpers
  • Frivolous fat Fannie fried fresh fish furiously
  • Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.
  • I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.
  • A big black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit?
  • Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.
  • The winkle ship sank and the shrimp ship swam.
  • Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.
  • Hi-Tech Traveling Tractor Trailor Truck Tracker
  • How many yaks could a yak pack pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?
  • Nick knits Nixon's knickers.


Funny Tongue Twister Poems

    I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate,
    And I'm only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's late.
    I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
    And I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant pluckers come.

    A tutor who tooted the flute
    Tried to tutor two tooters to toot
    Said the two to the tutor
    "Is it tougher to toot
    Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
    Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
    A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
    If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
    How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
    A certain young fellow named Beebee
    Wished to marry a lady named Phoebe
    "But," he said. "I must see
    What the minister's fee be
    Before Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee"
    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
    If a woodchuck would chuck wood?
    A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck
    If a woodchuck would chuck wood.
    I thought a thought.
    But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
    If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
    A skunk sat on a stump.
    The stump thought the skunk stunk.
    The skunk thought the stump stunk .
    What stunk the skunk or the stump?
    If one doctor doctors another doctor
    Does the doctor who doctors the doctor
    Doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors?
    Or does the doctor doctor the way
    The doctor who doctors doctors?

    The doctoring doctor doctors the doctor the way
    The doctoring doctor wants to doctor the doctor.
    Not the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored.
    Mr. See owned a saw.
    And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
    Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
    Before Soar saw See,
    Which made Soar sore.
    Had Soar seen See's saw
    Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
    See's saw would not have sawed
    Soar's seesaw.
    So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
    But it was sad to see Soar so sore
    Just because See's saw sawed
    Soar's seesaw!
    I cannot bear to see a bear
    Bear down upon a hare.
    When bare of hair he strips the hare,
    Right there I cry, "Forbear!"
    If Freaky Fred Found Fifty Feet of Fruit
    And Fed Forty Feet to his Friend Frank
    How many Feet of Fruit did Freaky Fred Find?

    Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie
    Pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch
    Or framing his famed French finch photos?

    Dr. Johnson and Mr. Johnson,
    After great consideration,
    Came to the conclusion
    That the Indian nation
    Beyond the Indian Ocean
    Is back in education
    Because the chief occupation is cultivation.
    A tree toad loved a she-toad
    Who lived up in a tree.
    He was a two-toed tree toad
    But a three-toed toad was she.
    The two-toed tree toad tried to win
    The three-toed she-toad's heart,
    For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground
    That the three-toed tree toad trod.
    But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.
    He couldn't please her whim.
    From her tree toad bower
    With her three-toed power
    The she-toad vetoed him. 
    Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
    The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed
    shilly-shallied south.
    These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;
    Sheep should sleep in a shed.
    You've no need to light a night-light
    On a light night like tonight,
    For a night-light's light's a slight light,
    And tonight's a night that's light.
    When a night's light, like tonight's light,
    It is really not quite right
    To light night-lights with their slight lights
    On a light night like tonight.
    Of all the felt I ever felt,
    I never felt a piece of felt
    Which felt as fine as that felt felt,
    When first I felt that felt hat's felt.
    A flea and a fly in a flue
    Said the fly "Oh what should we do"
    Said the flea" Let us fly
    Said the fly"Let us flee"
    So they flew through a flaw in the flue
    If a Hottentot taught
    A Hottentot tot to talk
    Ere the tot could totter,
    Ought the Hottentot tot
    Be taught to say ought or naught
    Or what ought to be taught 'er?
    Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.
    So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
    Some say Nott was not shot.
    But Shott says he shot Nott.
    Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot.
    If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.
    But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott.
    However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott - but Nott.
    So, Ed Nott was shot and that's hot! Is it not?
    Bitty Batter bought some butter
    “But,” said she, “this butter’s bitter.
    If I put it in my batter,
    It will make my batter bitter.”
    So she bought some better butter,
    And she put the better butter in the bitter batter,
    And made the bitter batter better.

Comments

i love to read it.cause it is so funny.i know people or other people will love it

I WISH I WERE WHAT I WAS WHEN I WISHED I WERE WHAT I AM

Can you can a can as a canner can can a can

good

shiela sells sea shells on the sea shore

very interesting

what a cool yo this i really love this

who watches whales,whale watchers watch whales

I love Bitty Batter bought some butter
“But,” said she, “this butter’s bitter.
If I put it in my batter,
It will make my batter bitter.”
So she bought some better butter,
And she put the better butter in the bitter batter,
And made the bitter batter better

Betty bought some bitter butter.But the butter was so bitter that betty bought some more bitter butter

hahaha.. i like it.. :))

i wish to wish the wish you wish but if you wish the witch wishes i wont wish the wish you wish to wish

"B" tongue twister:

Betty bought a bit of bitter butter, baked it in her batter and it made her batter bitter.

So Betty bought of better batter, baked it in her batter and it made her batter better.

How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood??

good

Try to say "Irish Wristwatch" kinda fast!

2,2 was one horse, 1,1 was one too.2 2 won one rase 1 1 won one too.

i hope u like my tongue twister

better version of sheila and the shells:

She sells sea shells on the sea shore.

(:

Thanks for this post it was really useful

Six silly sisters sitting sadly sawing six silk sacks

say this sentence fast and lol.

one smart fellow, he felt smart.
two smart fellows, they felt smart

I can can a can, but a can can't can me!

Awesome i never new there was so many tongue twisters.In the world?

Whether the weather be fine,whether the wheather will not,whether the wheather be cold,whether the wheather be hot whether the wheather whatever the wheather "Whether we like it or not......^_^

one smart fella, he felt smart

all good

Thanks for the info

would willie win the right writing test

its very special topic i had ever seen

great tongue twister's:)

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure that they think he is growing old.

love the tongue twisters that other people posted, keep it up so I have something to laugh about in my day! ;)

nice

these are so awesome, yet so funny! LOL!!!

Do tongue twisters twist your tongue?

she sells sea shells on the sea shore,but the sea shells she sells aren't the sea shells,i'm sure :)

It's not Betty bought a bit of bitter butter, baked it in her batter and it made her batter bitter.
So Betty bought of better batter, baked it in her batter and it made her batter better.

It's Betty bought a bit of butter but she found the butter bitter so she bought a better bit of butter to make the bitter butter better!

Lol

i love the funny tounge twisters it is hard to say when u hold ur tounge

The funniest tongue twisters that I ever red, so nice. Allow me to copy it for my students. Thank you...

seen all of these

A canner exceedingly canny
One morning remarked to his granny,
"A canner can can anything that he can,
But a canner can't can a can. Can He?"

Betty Bought A Bit Of Butter But This Bit Of Butter Was Bitter, So Betty Bought Another Bit Of Butter, And That Bit Of Butter Was Better :)

halarious!!!!

hahahah i like it

It is not so chalenging! :(

cool

very funny..hahaha..

Wowwww these r awesome they made my little brother and sister laugh and even my dad and step mom

hehehe!!!!!!

omg i bit my tongue while saying this and i just came bak from the hospital cuz i got 3 stitches in my tongue. but i still luv the tongue twisters, PEACE OUT BUISCUTS!!

i love it!
a tongue twister:
she sells sea shells by the sea shore!

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans?
Well,a canner can can as many cans as a canner can can if a canner can can cans!

These are hilarious! I love them!

awesome!!..i like that..i love to read more tongue twisters!

I loved Peter Piper picked a pickled peppers

Cool

Very funny tongue twisters which were very helpful for me.

i love tongue twister its so funny but there are some tongue twisters that i didnt like because of the worda

Fuzzy Wazzy was a Bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no Hair
If Fuzzy Wuzzy had no Hair
Then Fuzzy Wuzzy Wasn't Very Fuzy, Was he?

Tongue twister on Twitter more taster than Tutor tongue twister

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