Tall Tales

Cowboys in Heaven

A Texas Tall Tale 

retold by

S. E. Schlosser

After cow punching for nigh on fifty years, a Texas cowboy went on to his reward. There was considerable excitement in heaven when he reached the pearly gates. The arrival of a real Texan cowboy was considered something of an event in heaven. Saint Peter himself came right over and insisted on giving the cowpoke a tour. Things were right friendly-like until the cowboy spotted half-a-dozen cowpokes staked out like broncos.

"Why are all those men staked out?" he asked Saint Peter.

Saint Peter replied: "Those are cowboys from the Panhandle. Every time we let them loose, they try to go back to Texas!"

 

You can read more Texas folklore and ghost stories in Spooky Texas by S.E. Schlosser.

 

Comments

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cute and very cool

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cool story

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that is very funny !!!!!!!

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very funny!!!

awsome

wow!its so funny that is the best story of all time i read. :)

sooooo cool but funny i am british so i love books and tea

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